Barney Splat! (Neo-BBS Edition)

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>> SOUNDSTAGE INFILTRATION COMMAND

Target: Barnaby the Purple Menace & His Syndication Stash

1 Turn / Incursion

SYSOP ADVISORY:

Barnaby is lurking somewhere across the four soundstage wings. He possesses 5 signature psychological and foam-based attack moves. Equip yourself with Slingshots, Stink Bombs, and Sonic Megaphones before cornering him!

Daily allotment: 20 infiltration turns. Turns reset daily at midnight server time.

AGENT TELEMETRY & RECORDS

Total Score:

Mascots Splatted:

Times Busted:

Cash In Stash:

Member Since:

TACTICAL GEAR (INVENTORY)

Empty pocket. Visit the Black Market to acquire weapons!

>> INFILTRATION OUTCOME & FIELD LOG

>> BLACK MARKET ARMORY (SLY JOE'S LOCKER)

Bootleg props and anti-mascot ordinance. Cash strictly required.

YOUR STASH: $

>> BACKSTAGE FIRST AID & REST BUNKS

Patch up lacerations, foam abrasions, and existential dread.

PATCH UP WOUNDS

Bandage bruises and drink cold electrolyte soda. Restores +40 HP.

COST: $20 CASH

PROP MATTRESS POWER NAP

Sleep for a quick 20-minute cycle in the prop crib. Restores 100% full health.

COST: 1 DAILY TURN

>> SOUNDSTAGE BACK WALL (GRAFFITI)

Leave your mark. Spray tags for other BBS infiltrators.

MAX 120 CHARS

>> TOP 10 SOUNDSTAGE INFILTRATORS (LEADERBOARD)

Ranked by Total Score, Mascots Splatted, and Scavenged Cash.

RANK	HANDLE	SCORE	SPLATS	BUSTED	CASH

COMBAT ROUND:

MASCOT INTEGRITY:

TERMINAL COMBAT FEED LIVE

SELECT COMBAT ITEM TO THROW:

No throwables in inventory! Buy Stink Bombs or Water Balloons at the Black Market.